Neko - Network Engine Knocked Offline

              Click on the clock to go back to back in time...               No Entry            Code Not Entered           Enter Code Now......              ///// / // /////// //////// // ////////// //////// //// /////              If you see the words ''Neko - Network Engine Knocked Offline'' near the top of this page after reloading or refreshing it then you have been disconnected from your wireless connection or other related temporary internet connection loss, or perhaps you are serving the file to yourself, or you have changed some settings, or do not have the right settings, have roamed out of range or another location not served, or restricted, power failure, server failure, network failure, line failure, router failure, computer error['computer'], software blurb, sabotage', malfunction, extremely rare or unpredictable and unimagined condition of circumstances, you failed to see the obvious, and is it plugged in, and turned on, powered up, booted up, and running correctly, not -malfunctioning, misbehaving, acting screwy, making a noise, or blinking, not blinking, making smoke, on fire, in a frozen state, stopped, canceled, ejected, or disconnected, perhaps you were searching for Start Page search engine, and clicked here by mistake, 'start' rhymes with 'stark', 'dart', and 'fart', among too many others, but why not, to save space, time, energy, money, resources, the universe, earth, or any place, any time, any where, any luck, satanic, god fearing, lunatic, hobo with a tin hat, cat in the ceiling, flood, hurricane, tornado, ice storm, tidal wave, tsunami, meteor explosion, impact, interference, or other natural disaster , Unidentified Flying Object, falling satellite, failing satellite, dead, satellite, satellite collision, sun outage, spilt drink or food, other substance or substances, user error, program error, hardware failure, software failure, firmware upgrade failure, clock set wrong, certificate expired, certificate not validated, invalid, keyboard or mouse failure or both, speakers not turned up, volume not turned up, have it in backwards, sideways, up-side down, in backwards, upside down and backwards, inside-out, wrong way, as the same time, at a different time, the same place or a different place, any place near, far, or in a car, train, ship, boat, rowboat, submarine, airplane, helicopter, hover craft, other form of transportation under water, in a cloud, on top a of a mountain, down in a valley, farmer feeding some cows, looking for a fix yourself, it only does it once in awhile, it is doing it right now, it looks ok but your never know, its kicked the bucket, gone blank, gone black, gone back-and-forth, fell in toilet, dropped in ocean, thrown at rabid dog, fell down man-hole, sewer leak, hail storm damage, high wind, dust storm, battery failure, loss of gravitation, magnetic field, rationality, broken rubber band, scotch tape fell off, forgot to put the thingy into the dealy, lost your mind, are being held captive, waiting for it to fix itself, broken rudder, capsized, sunk, crashed, wrecked, dog ate it, cat barfed on it, child stuck something in it, the brightness is turned down, too far up, you are blind, deaf, asleep, dreaming, half-awake, tired, drunk, sick, stoned, have a hangover, just has a seizer, bumped your head, fell down, poked your self in the eye, fell over, tripped on something, broke something, forgot something, lost something, or you took bad advice from a non-reputable representative that is no longer with the company, lost your keys, there is a huge hole in your backyard, the basement is full of water, the house is shaking, you can hear a clicking noise, the super secret government spy cam with audio and biometric monitoring has malfunctioned so please do not tell anyone where it is at or what it looks like. Everything is just fine; please stay seated, everything will be back to normal shortly.                            We are doing everyting within are power to resolve this issue.       Are others in your area experiancing the same issues as you are?              Wiggle the cable and try back later...
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